Title: Ladies HMU

Added: Feb 22, 2012

Author: Bradorbsquare

Duration: 1:27

Description:
This is a song compiled of a few of my statuses on Facebook. I think I'm funny. The links to my glorious statuses are posted next to the lyrics. Also, Ryan Gosling if you're watching this, I love you.Here's the lyrics:Writin' rhymes for my newest rap (http://www.facebook.com/bradfectohh/posts/10150639087868416)LADIES HIT ME UPI just did 4 pull-ups (http://www.facebook.com/bradfectohh/posts/10150593338423416)LADIES HIT ME UPI just clipped my toenails (http://www.facebook.com/bradfectohh/posts/10150594536743416)LADIES HIT ME UPI just read to the deaf (http://www.facebook.com/bradfectohh/posts/10150639515173416)LADIES HIT ME UPJust downloaded a crap ton of Winnie the Pooh episodes (http://www.facebook.com/bradfectohh/posts/10150611674093416)LADIES HIT ME UPJust sat on the toilet so long my legs fell asleep (http://www.facebook.com/bradfectohh/posts/10150596895118416)LADIES HIT ME UPJust got pretty emotional thinking about a horse dying in a war (http://www.facebook.com/bradfectohh/posts/10150594538013416)LADIES HIT ME UPI just had one of those vomit burps but i was able to stomach it down (http://www.facebook.com/bradfectohh/posts/10150593558383416)LADIES HIT ME UPReflecting on all the Nicholas Sparks novels I've read in the past (http://www.facebook.com/bradfectohh/posts/10150594575033416)LADIES HIT ME UPSipping down a nonfat white chocolate mocha while working on my haiku about Ryan Gosling (http://www.facebook.com/bradfectohh/posts/10150594580608416)LADIES HIT ME UPAnyone got any tweezers? This unibrow is turning into a monster! (http://www.facebook.com/bradfectohh/posts/10150613045538416)TWEEZER BEARING LADIES HIT ME UPWhen I'm getting married and I'm waiting at the altar, I'm gonna pull out my iPhone 8 and post the following status: "Just saw the hottest girl I've ever seen. She's walking down the aisle towards me." Sooooooooo (http://www.facebook.com/bradfectohh/posts/10150637139208416)LADIES HIT ME UPLADIES HIT ME UP. LADIES HIT ME UP.

Channel: Comedy

Tags: ryan  gosling 


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Youtube Comments: 6

Bradorbsquare Says:

Feb 22, 2012 - OMFG THIS IS SO GOOD XOXO

CDubster2177 Says:

Feb 22, 2012 - This Rocks My SOCKS!!!!!!!!!

ChristianiLeigh Says:

Feb 23, 2012 - "tweezer bearing ladies hit me up" <- best part :)

racrub720 Says:

Feb 23, 2012 - amazing :D

92scotto Says:

Feb 23, 2012 - Brad named his penis Apollo. Ladies hmu

doodoocacapeepee123 Says:

May 18, 2012 - CAN'T GET ENOUGH!!!!!! :)